Caller: Hi. I’m Meg. We’re offering security systems for your home at no cost to you… Now tell me, how long have you lived at your home?
Me: Oh I don’t have a lot of time here.
Meg: I’m sorry I didn’t catch that.
Me: I said I’m just getting lunch around.
Megbot: (Long pause) So how do you rent or own your system?
Me: Well I own my lunch. I don’t think anyone would want it back after I’m done with it.
Megbot: No, I am a real person.
Me: Me too. But I normally don’t have to go around telling everyone.
Megbot: I take my job very seriously. It sounds like you’re not interested. Good bye!
Me: Bye robot!